Well the current resume for Rip Torn is pretty robust, he’s won an Emmy, been nominated for an Oscar, and has been arrested for bank robbery. Wait… Bank Robbery? What the hell? The Cross Creek and Dodgeball actor aparently needed some money, don’t know why seeing as he is an actor… how do you piss all that away. Most of the reports are saying that he was intoxicated when the cops got there, but come on… I have been drunk and I haven’t gone to the level of bank robbery!

He still had some pretty hilarious lines in Dodgeball.

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Kyle

I thought I would cover a few topics on this post. I have heard nothing but good things about the “Avatar” movie so far, but that gives no excuses to the people who have taken this movie too far. I understand people like the movie, but come on… creating costumes and studying the Na’vi language? Give me a break, outside of your parents’ basement this is still just a FICTIONAL movie. It’s not even that creative of a storyline.

Please refer to the evidence below that will prove to be the death of the “Trekkie” and “The Empire’s Storm Losers.”

1. Here is a personal portfolio picture – you can check the rest out here.

2. Are you actually teaching this shit?

3. 34 PAGES?!?!?! How? There isn’t this many pages for a real language. Learn Na’vi Pocket Guide.

4. I hope he doesn’t do this often. “Tail action!”

In less embarrassing news, Steve Jobs introduced the new “IPad” and its looks pretty sweet (Tom was disappointed and expected better), but I don’t believe this will quite be enough to make the laptop obsolete… yet.

This is weird but I like it.

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Kyle

I saw this on TheAwesomer.com and thought it was pretty funny. I agree that Keanu Reeves has had about a billion of these cheesy lines… but they really attacked the shit out of Tom Hanks.

Notable Quotes:

“Get to the Choppa” – Arnold
“Yea… Well I’m taller.” – Keanu

The cheesiest though “I am the Law.” – The Judge(Sly)

And there’s nothing cheesy about being Maverick’s wingman.

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Kyle

You’ll have to excuse the quality of the above picture; it was taken with my cell phone camera. I was out getting ice cream with my girlfriend and saw this car at a light. I was making a left at the light and as this car passed me, I managed to snap a pic. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. I only thought I saw these kinds of things on failblog.org!? Anyways…me and my girlfriend were cracking up and we thought that it would be nice of us to share the hilarity and ridiculousness with you at the expense of this person’s bad judgement. Enjoy!

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Tom

Hi everyone! We wanted to share some exciting news with all of you. Last night we worked on finishing up the final touches on all of the launch designs. Finally, we have sent the designs to the printer! All of the designs look awesome and we are super excited to see how the final products turns out. We know that there are a bunch of you who are just as excited as us…trust me when I say this…it will be worth the wait. In the next couple weeks we will be releasing the final teasers of the remaining launch shirts so keep checking back for updates on the upcoming release!

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Tom

“When we were kids we used to smoke dope, we all used to get drunk, we all used to do fucking cocaine, and any other fucking pill in the arsenal. It would stall all our fucking inhibitions. And I’ve changed now that I’ve been away from Sabbath thirty-odd years. I was only with them for 10 years. I had girlfriends when I was younger and I would go ‘Oh, I would really like to go back with Shirley,’ and then you do and you go to yourself, ‘What the fuck was I thinking?’ You’re never the same, you know.”

          Ozzy Osbourne

Ozzy always puts things in perspective.  In his recent interview with Rolling Stone, Ozzy talks about the possibility (or lack there of) for a reunion with Black Sabbath as “I don’t think there is any chance.  But who knows what the future holds for me? If it’s my destiny, fine.”

Black Sabbath has been missing in action from the studio for 10 years or so; I was actually suppose to see these guys a few years ago at Ozzfest, but I came down with Mono that week and missed it.  I think it’s in the best interest of Dio, Ozzman, Iommi, and Butler to just let this one go… and just remember how sweet they were back in the seventies.

Thanks for the read,

Kyle

According to CNN.com, Apple will be hosting press conference to discuss their “latest creation.” Rumors are circling that this creation could be Apple’s version of the tablet computer. Now if there is one thing I know, I know that when Apple decides to create something new… They make it better than everyone else. For example the IPod – it has been 10+ years of the mp3 age… and yet no one has made a better mp3 player than Apple. The IPhone, while not always the most professional looking device, (most business people with IPhone’s look like 13 year olds playing games) is pretty uncontested with its ability to host apps and media (even if the phone isn’t A+ material).

Taking all this into consideration, I am fully onboard with the idea that this new tablet will kick ass and bring new life to computer graphics and integration. The one thing I worry about… $$$$$$$$. Get ready to open up those wallets.

Once we have more information we can really begin to drool over the possibilities.

Thanks for the read,

Kyle