I hated when this guy went on his tear through the Jeopardy circuit, but this is kinda funny.

Rake (character), a man habituated to immoral conduct – who knew…

Thanks for the read,

Kyle

Well since Hatter is taking off and doing well and it’s summertime, I think it’s time to reward myself with a gift…a yacht. Since I have long been in the market for a yacht, it seems like a perfect time to go ahead and take the plunge. Hell, it’s only a drop in the bucket for $39,900,000 and the ad says it’s ready for delivery in the summer of 2010…can’t beat that frickin’ deal! Anyways, if you’re interested, here’s the ad to my yacht. If you want to party on it with me and my friends (talking to the ladies), shoot me an email and maybe we can work something out.

Thanks for reading,
Tom

I can remember playing these games on the original Playstation when I was 13, shooting down the Eiffel Tower, playing as an ice cream truck… it was shit…

I wish I had a Playstation 3 so I could kick ass in it again…. They better have Warthog!

The shit,

Kyle

My only question after watching this video – Who let this little girl fish for sharks?

Thanks for reading,
Tom

I never appreciated soccer before in my life, but as I grow older meet new people and I now have quite a few friends who seem generally interested/excited for the World Cup. So I have decided to see if this excitement is anything I might be interested in.

Saturday afternoon I was playing poker with a bunch of friends (assholes who eventually beat me) and we had the USA – England first round match in the background. Now I can find excitement in the fact that soccer isn’t exactly fast pace scoring, but watching this game I found myself getting so enraged and pissed. It had nothing to do with USA not winning, nothing to do with the poker game… No my real problem was during the entire 94 minutes of that game… thousands of fans constantly blow those dumb fucking horns that make the most obnoxious sound you could ever think of.

I can’t believe more riots don’t occur because of people becoming enraged over this shit! It took me completely out of the game and I could only focus on the fact that their was not 1 damn second that these horns weren’t going off… NOT ONE!!!!! I research into these crazy horns and apparently there was an idea floating around to ban these from the World Cup, but could not be passed in time. I urge the World Cup committee to reconsider. I can say that if I were at this game, I would make attempts to break every single one of these “demon horns.”

I completely support the following website’s attempt to raise a banning awareness. BanVuvuzela.com

Thanks for the Read,

GO USA!!!

Kyle

I don’t know about all of you, but I’m looking forward to the start of the 7th season of Entourage on June 27th. I’ve grown to love this show because of the life that these guys live, the hilarity of Ari, and the hot girls (Emmanuelle Chriqui). Is this how Hollywood stars live? If it is, man…what did I do wrong in life?! In celebration of the upcoming season, here’s a couple of videos. The first of which is the season 7 trailer and the second one being “The Best of Ari Gold.” If you’re a fan of the show and haven’t seen “The Best of Ari Gold,” you must watch it…it’s hilarious!

I can’t remember the exact channel for the show, but I do recall watching a show by the name of “Locked Up Abroad.” Good news to all the channel’s wishing to compete for this audience, because I am here to offer you the show of a lifetime.

“Joran ‘The Peruvian’ Van der Slut”

Wow is this idiot in for some real trouble. I hope he realizes how big a dumbass he is. First off, everyone knew he was guilty before, now he is going to spend 35 years in Peru. I can’t wait, this guy looks and seems like a real shit and deserves what’s coming to him for being involved in the murders of two women who were on their way to making a contribution to society.

I would like the show’s producers and directors to make sure they capture all of the life changing moments for Joran the Moron (i.e. His first time crying in his cell, his first Peruvian prison ass kicking, his first sexual “experience”, and maybe in the finale, a “shanking”.) Just tossing ideas out there.

Thanks for the read,

Kyle