Maybe it is just me, but it really seems like there are a bunch of big budget/big revenue grossing movies coming around this summer… Iron Man 2, Eclipse, Grown Ups (even though I heard it was shit), Inception, Toy Story 3, etc. etc. So now that we see that all these big wig movie productions are making money… Lets look back at the movies that they made absolutely no money on.

Garbage Pail Kids (1987) – Total Gross $1,576,615

The gross of this movie would have been just enough to get Leonardo DiCaprio to walk on set for about 12 minutes.

Battlefield Earth (2001) – Total Gross $29,725,663

If it was even possible, this movie manage to make Scientology even more ridiculous.

Batman and Robin (1997) – Total Gross $ A Lot

Okay so the fuckers pulled a fast one on us all and made a totally shit movie and made money, but even money can’t cover the stench of this movie… it stinks!

Awful Awful Movies

Thanks for the read,

Kyle

Sorry for the lack of updates everyone, I’ve been on vacation for the past week. Anyways, since I found out about the “Double Rainbow” video from my last post, I haven’t been able to get this damn song out of my head. I heard it on Howard Stern a couple of weeks ago, and ever since then it has been stuck in my head. So this is a warning…Before you listen to this T-Pain’ish auto-tuned song, it’s very catchy…

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Tom

In the past week or so this video has become viral. For those of you who haven’t seen it yet, some guy spots a double rainbow. Before seeing this video, I didn’t know it was possible to reach orgasm over a rainbow. I can’t even imagine what would happen if he saw a triple rainbow…his head may have exploded.

…Which brings me to my second point, kids. Don’t do crack.

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Tom

It’s only been a few days since Mel’s racist/psychotic rant has been released. Here we go with the remixes…

In my opinion, Mel Gibson makes Christian Bale sound like a little bitch. Mel sounds like he’s a long way away from his William Wallace days…

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Tom

“Who’s the real culprit here: video games for being so violent, or Pillsbury for being so delicious?” This is a prime example of what the consequences could be for all of you World of Warcraft guildies who turn your back on the wrong person. You may have to deal with this…this…thing. I laughed my ass off when I watched this video. When I found out that this “thing” is a female, I laughed my ass off even harder (at the 1:55 mark for those who didn’t catch it referring to itself as “she”). I still don’t know if that totally confirms if it’s a female. Anyways…think twice before you turn your back on a fellow guildie or you might have to deal with a beast who will jujitsu your ass!

Thanks for reading,
Tom

In lieu of the recent retirement of CNN’s Larry King, I thought I would share with you some of the King’s great moments. I feel like Larry was on the air for the better half of that last 1,000 years, and during his time he had countless exclusive interviews… but what I am going to remember is Larry’s uncanny ability to not be prepared for his interviews. Whether he was just old and forgetful or generally disinterested in his guest, he won’t go down without his dull moments.

I normally don’t listen to O & A, but every so often these guys are on point with their tributes…

My Favorite Larry Moments – “The Motley Crew”, Polanski the Murderer, Seinfeld canceled!, Navy Seals aren’t paratroopers!

We will miss you King,

Kyle