“Who’s the real culprit here: video games for being so violent, or Pillsbury for being so delicious?” This is a prime example of what the consequences could be for all of you World of Warcraft guildies who turn your back on the wrong person. You may have to deal with this…this…thing. I laughed my ass off when I watched this video. When I found out that this “thing” is a female, I laughed my ass off even harder (at the 1:55 mark for those who didn’t catch it referring to itself as “she”). I still don’t know if that totally confirms if it’s a female. Anyways…think twice before you turn your back on a fellow guildie or you might have to deal with a beast who will jujitsu your ass!
In lieu of the recent retirement of CNN’s Larry King, I thought I would share with you some of the King’s great moments. I feel like Larry was on the air for the better half of that last 1,000 years, and during his time he had countless exclusive interviews… but what I am going to remember is Larry’s uncanny ability to not be prepared for his interviews. Whether he was just old and forgetful or generally disinterested in his guest, he won’t go down without his dull moments.
I normally don’t listen to O & A, but every so often these guys are on point with their tributes…
My Favorite Larry Moments – “The Motley Crew”, Polanski the Murderer, Seinfeld canceled!, Navy Seals aren’t paratroopers!
Well since Hatter is taking off and doing well and it’s summertime, I think it’s time to reward myself with a gift…a yacht. Since I have long been in the market for a yacht, it seems like a perfect time to go ahead and take the plunge. Hell, it’s only a drop in the bucket for $39,900,000 and the ad says it’s ready for delivery in the summer of 2010…can’t beat that frickin’ deal! Anyways, if you’re interested, here’s the ad to my yacht. If you want to party on it with me and my friends (talking to the ladies), shoot me an email and maybe we can work something out.
I can remember playing these games on the original Playstation when I was 13, shooting down the Eiffel Tower, playing as an ice cream truck… it was shit…
I wish I had a Playstation 3 so I could kick ass in it again…. They better have Warthog!
I never appreciated soccer before in my life, but as I grow older meet new people and I now have quite a few friends who seem generally interested/excited for the World Cup. So I have decided to see if this excitement is anything I might be interested in.
Saturday afternoon I was playing poker with a bunch of friends (assholes who eventually beat me) and we had the USA – England first round match in the background. Now I can find excitement in the fact that soccer isn’t exactly fast pace scoring, but watching this game I found myself getting so enraged and pissed. It had nothing to do with USA not winning, nothing to do with the poker game… No my real problem was during the entire 94 minutes of that game… thousands of fans constantly blow those dumb fucking horns that make the most obnoxious sound you could ever think of.
I can’t believe more riots don’t occur because of people becoming enraged over this shit! It took me completely out of the game and I could only focus on the fact that their was not 1 damn second that these horns weren’t going off… NOT ONE!!!!! I research into these crazy horns and apparently there was an idea floating around to ban these from the World Cup, but could not be passed in time. I urge the World Cup committee to reconsider. I can say that if I were at this game, I would make attempts to break every single one of these “demon horns.”
I completely support the following website’s attempt to raise a banning awareness. BanVuvuzela.com
